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CAPS United Fire Back at Dynamos in Relegation Drama
The football rivalry between Harare giants CAPS United and Dynamos has taken a dramatic twist, not on the pitch this time, but through words that sting with the weight of relegation pressure.
In a cheeky yet calculated statement released under the banner “CAPS United Loading News,” Makepekepe have fired a “brotherly reminder” to their cross-town cousins, Dynamos FC, urging them to brace for a possible fall from grace as the 2025 Castle Lager Premier Soccer League season enters its tense final stretch.
“Dear Cousin Dynamos FC,” the message begins, polite enough, but what follows is a masterclass in witty football banter layered with the sharp truth of league survival.
“Thank you for the advice you gave us a few weeks ago when we decided to drop points and wait for you in the relegation zone anyway. I hope I find you well,” reads part of the statement.
The green half of Harare, who recently pulled off crucial back to back wins against defending champions Simba Bhora and Manica Diamonds, claim they have learned from Dynamos’ earlier taunts, and are now watching their city rivals sink into “the same waters they once mocked.”
“Just like you, we are that one sensible relative at a family barbecue who gently says, ‘Bro, you’re about to put raw chicken on the same plate as the potato salad.’ I’m reminding you for your own good,” continues the statement.
Makepekepe didn’t hold back from quoting PSL Chairman Isaiah Mupfurutsa’s recent warning that “if you go down, nobody’s coming to save you.”
The statement continues: “People have always said ‘Dembare ndeyeropa hakuna kwainoenda,’ but the PSL Chairman clearly stated that no extra teams, no divine intervention, not even a last minute reprieve from a referee who suddenly remembers he has a soul. It’s straight from the PSL to Division One.”
The CAPS United message paints a vivid and biting picture of life in Division One, describing dusty pitches, leaning goalposts, and players changing kits under trees while dodging baboons.
“Is that really the legacy you want?” the letter jabs. “Trading your storied name for a life where the biggest sponsorship deal is a local spaza shop offering free sadza for a shoutout?”
CAPS United, once in danger of relegation themselves, have clawed their way up the table with renewed fight, leaving Dynamos trailing by four points.
“We are almost safe now and please take a leaf from us. Remember you have dropped again into the murky waters of relegation,” the message continues. “Meanwhile, we listened to your advice and won our last two matches… We just need one more win to safely secure the 2026 PSL ticket.”
In true derby spirit, the letter closes with a stinging warning to Dynamos, one part humour, one part prophecy.
“Relegation itself isn’t gossip for Dynamos. It’s knocking on your door, holding a packed suitcase, and whispering, ‘I’m moving in.’”
And yet, despite the biting tone, CAPS United maintain the final word is born from “brotherly concern.”
“Stay up. Stay dignified. And for the love of all things holy, stay away from that dusty pitch with the leaning goalposts.”
Whether Dynamos will respond to their “cousins” or let their football do the talking remains to be seen. But one thing is clear, Harare’s great football rivalry has never been this personal, or this poetic.
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A new affiliate group, Footballers4ED, has been launched with a pledge of US$100,000 in funding for former footballers, aimed at supporting project-based livelihoods.
The initiative was unveiled at a meeting hosted by Zanu PF Youth League Deputy Political Commissar Taurai Kandishaya at his farm in Goromonzi.
Speaking to the gathering, which included several Zimbabwean soccer legends, Kandishaya announced that the funding had been pledged by businessman and Zanu PF Central Committee member Kudakwashe Tagwirei.
“Cde Kudakwashe Tagwirei pledged to support the former footballers with US$100,000 so that they come up with various projects so that they earn a better living,” Kandishaya said.
“On top of the $100k, you are allowed to get free health facility and medical at Arundel Hospital.”
Kandishaya also linked the initiative to broader national efforts, referencing recently announced presidential funding for football promotion.
He said retired footballers under the Footballers for Economic Development banner would be tasked with organizing tournaments from grassroots levels.
The event saw the attendance of former football icons such as Sunday Marimo and Evans Gwekerere.
Balon Chiseko, the National Chairman of Footballers4ED, explained the group’s purpose.
“The purpose of this organization is to remember every legend who contributed to the soccer fraternity of this country,” he said.
“We understand all former soccer players have various grievances but the initiative of this is to revive soccer through their knowledge.”
Former Warriors coach Sunday Chidzambwa expressed gratitude for the recognition.
“Since his life this is the first time to gather for an initiative that remembers us,” he said.
“I want to thank the organizers of this initiative, we are ready to develop and revive football in Zimbabwe.”
The Footballers4ED group positions itself as an affiliate supporting Zanu PF and President Emmerson Mnangagwa’s Economic Development (ED) agenda.
The pledged funds are intended to catalyze entrepreneurial projects for the former athletes while mobilizing their expertise for grassroots football development.
The “Sunshine Boys” are on the verge of a dramatic return to Zimbabwe’s elite football tier. Recent reports indicate that Harare City Council (HCC) is in advanced negotiations to acquire the Premier Soccer League (PSL) franchise of newly promoted Hunters FC.
The proposed deal, which seeks to restore top-flight football to the municipality after a three-season absence, has reached a critical stage as both parties negotiate the final valuation. Initially, Marondera-based Hunters FC, who recently earned promotion from the Eastern Region Division One, placed a US$1 million price tag on their PSL slot. However, Harare City is reportedly pushing for a much lower figure.
Instead of a direct cash purchase, the municipality is pursuing a creative “swap and top” arrangement to close the valuation gap. Harare City Council’s representative in the negotiations, Housing Manager Mr. Edgar Dzehonye, dismissed claims surrounding the US$1 million figure, saying discussions were still ongoing.
“Negotiations are underway, and the amount mentioned is merely an asking price. We have significantly reduced the figure, and the purchase will be done through a swap-and-top deal. We are exchanging our Harare Northern Region Division One franchise and topping up with cash to acquire Hunters FC’s PSL franchise,” said Dzehonye.
Under the proposed structure, Hunters FC would take over Harare City’s current place in the Northern Region Division One while also receiving an additional cash payment in exchange for surrendering their PSL status.
While the footballing rationale is clear Harare City aims to avoid the demanding Division One promotion race the move has attracted internal scrutiny. Harare Mayor Jacob Mafume has urged caution, noting that although preliminary signatures may have been secured, the deal must still undergo full council approval.
The potential acquisition comes at a time when the council has faced criticism over service delivery and the condition of sporting infrastructure, including persistent drainage problems at Rufaro Stadium.
South African Premiership outfit AmaZulu have officially announced the signing of Zimbabwean midfielder Mason Mushore.
Mushore joins Usuthu after completing a move from Highlanders, marking his return to South Africa’s top flight.
Confirming the deal, AmaZulu said they were delighted to welcome the Zimbabwe international to the club from Bosso.
The 24-year-old will don the number 24 jersey and links up with fellow Zimbabwean Thandolwenkosi Ngwenya, who has been with the Durban-based side since June.
Mushore’s arrival strengthens AmaZulu’s midfield options as the club continues to build for the remainder of the season.
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